"talk is cheap, and people like you are a dime a dozen"
"My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them."
— Laurell K. Hamilton (via jolinxo)

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

YES

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

is it bad i wish a girl would claim me like this because its super cute

locdout-lala:

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌😂😂

i kinda really want to sleep with someone right now

not in a sexual way

just to fall asleep next to someone i platonically care about, be it in a bed or on a couch or futon, hell, even passed out bench seat of a truck

so when one of us wakes up at 4am from a nightmare they can gently reach out and touch the other, be it a hug or a pat or a forehead kiss or hair ruffling, then drifting back off to sleep feeling secure and safe.

add me on skype or kik so we can never talk to one another

plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle