emboars:

a cool and tough introduction survey:

  • name: Pero “Hondo” Ivankovic
  • your catchphrase: "if it was easy, it wouldnt be any fun. question is, does it really need to be this much fun?"
  • fav emoji/emoticon: :)
  • favorite color scheme: primer/black
  • favorite type of monster-person: Robots
  • something real cool that you can do: easily diagnose a wide variety of vehicle problems
  • a song you want to share with your followers: Day of the Dead - Hollywood Undead
  • top 3 characters of all time: Deadpool, Hondo Karr, Han solo
  •  what pets do you have: none
  • your hogwarts house: none. not admitted.
  • favorite pokemon: only know of the original 150, of them, haunter/cubone

there ain’t no savin’ your heart This is the day of the dead, this ain’t no day in the park

there ain’t no savin’ your heart
This is the day of the dead, this ain’t no day in the park

We come from a world of oblivion, bad dreams
I got all I need strapped right to my head stream
I’m not really bad, I’m just made up of bad things
I’m really not a mad man, the voices keep asking
Born with a soul that don’t wanna be saved
Every time I look around I see what a fiend made
Every time I die, I hope they diggin’ up my grave
An undead one, like the flag that I wave
I’m not afraid to cross on this cocaine sickness
I’m not afraid to die, let the good book witness
I ask and get none, nope, no forgiveness
The day of the dead and you’re on our hit list
So come all you misfits!
Bitch you’re on our hit list!

Hollywood Undead - Day of the Dead

I’m not really bad, I’m just made up of bad things

spacetrans:

the fault in our stars movie seems a bit different from the book…

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail