sets alarm earlier because SHIT I FORGOT I HAVE LIKE ANOTHER HALF DOZEN BLOOD TESTS TOMORROW MORNING SINCE THEY CAME UP ABNORMAL LAST WEEK

tryna decide if i wanna include a track by EVERYTHING GOES COLD in the mixtape because some of their tracks are really funny (even though they are industrial) like “Bitch stole my time machine” or “I’ve Sold Your Organs On The Black Market To Finance The Purchase Of A Used Minivan”

tryna decide if i wanna include a track by EVERYTHING GOES COLD in the mixtape because some of their tracks are really funny (even though they are industrial) like “Bitch stole my time machine” or “I’ve Sold Your Organs On The Black Market To Finance The Purchase Of A Used Minivan”

oceanussomnia:

i take that and raise you the fun game of “how long can i hold it in my teeth before the people around me freak out?”

You win. Your game sounds much more fun. And probably more fun to witness.

thats why you cant trust me. i can bite ice cream all day. really bothers people when i do so.

noizaooba:

do u have that one person who you kinda just 

im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much

alright, ill be the first to admit

i definitely pushed myself too hard today

but i got tired of not being able to work hard physically because of how i hurt my elbows (being stupid) in December. so today i decided id had enough pussyfooting about it.

sure, my muscles ache with a thousand promises of pain to come

but i enjoyed it. found my rhythm, and worked like the machine i am.

but i mean, aside form that, it felt good, and i enjoyed it

feeling pretty good about my progress rn

GUESS WHOSE WATCHING STAR WARS EP5 WITH A (SOON TO BE HONDO KARR) BOBA FETT HELMET
ITS ME

GUESS WHOSE WATCHING STAR WARS EP5 WITH A (SOON TO BE HONDO KARR) BOBA FETT HELMET

ITS ME

arm game getting strong

arm game getting strong

Take 2; where i split it in a single swing, then when the axe gets stuck at about 43 seconds, thats because ive split the round AND the block beneath it

Take 1; where i mess up, almost waste the camera, and then smile and laugh like an idiot